Immigration

Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone, she goes green, green, green and I pink it up, and I say, 'Yellow, this is Mr. Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at your computer company's Help Desk.

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Contributed by Betty Briggs, EA in Arizona

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