The Sperm Count
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like
this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees,
but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't
get the jar open."
Contributed by Claire in Tracy, CA
Hummingbird Magic
If you've never seen the building/laying/birth of Humming Birds, take
a look at this. Be sure and click "next" at the bottom of each page (5
pages). It's truly amazing.
Contributed by Blakely Sanford, EA in San Diego [Remember, we're always looking
for SHORT, clean humor!]
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