HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap her silly"... You need to pray at work.

When  someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the heck do they want now?"..... You  need to pray at  work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “which one of you bozos turned off my computer?" ...You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last  office...", and you want to throw a stapler at him... You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this jerk want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my pitoutie!!"... You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy fool"...  You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry mule-headed M#$^%F%&#s"...  You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, someone or flattening someone's tires that you work with...You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than 'hello' or 'how are you doing?' to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story... You need to pray at work.

Oh heck....  LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS.

---- Contributed by Blakely Sanford, EA in San Diego