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Volume 6, Issue 273        August 27, 2004

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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

  • The first worm in alcohol - dead.
  • Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
  • Third worm in sperm - dead.
  • Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

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Courtesy of Blakely Sanford



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