Sunday Sermon A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration? A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." ____________________________________ Courtesy of Blakely Sanford

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