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Telltale Signs of a Go-Nowhere Frog
By Marilyn Anderson

It's been seven years and you still have separate apartments.
You fight like married people, you make up like married people, you're even having as little sex as married people - but you're not married.
It's Saturday Night and he suggests a romantic evening watching "Wreslemania"
Year in and year out, you keep bringing up the subject of marriage and he keeps saying, "Marriage is for boring, old, regular people. You and me, baby, we're special."
Year in and year out, you keep buying it.

Which brings me to some critical definitions:

» PRINCE

The man you are going to marry.
The man with whom you will live happily ever after. (Or at least until the divorce.)

» FROG

Any man you are not going to marry.
Any Man You Are Not Going To Marry.
ANY MAN YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MARRY.

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Excerpted from Never Kiss a Frog A Girl's Guide to Creatures From the Dating Swamp by Marilyn Anderson

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