Ask TaxMama.Com Tax Information With A Mother's Touch Published by Eva Rosenberg, MBA, EA Volume 6, Issue 252        March 26, 2004

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Mornin' My Little Tax Reduction We could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would pay more taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got older. The tax would also promote family values. How would you like to come home to your wife and have her ask, "Honey, why is your tax bill larger than mine?" Or be a teenager and come home to your dad with your tax bill in his hand. We wouldn't have to pay people to work for the IRS, they would be paying to work there just so they could review peoples returns. Locker room conversations would change ... "Get a load of this tax bill!" The forms would change a little also. We would now have a 1040Quickee. And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." ____________________________________________ Joke A Day Making Fun Of Morons Since 1863 Joke A Day, Inc. ---- Courtesy of Don Morris

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